|| IC INBOX - MASK OR MENACE

[kicksomegrass]

"Yeah, what do you want?"

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Comments

text; misfire

[stealwithit]

[ here we have an image attachment, so aptly named random guys abs 01.jpg. "01" because, clearly, she is expecting there to be an 02 and an 03 and so forth. The image is one of Jeff Winger at the gym, no shirt on, taking a picture of himself at the mirror. ]

Alright, let's deliberate on this. I'm kind of thinking a solid 8? Like, really solid. Literally. Those muscles look ridiculously taut.

text;

[kicksomegrass]

goto




what the fuck

[stealwithit]

[ ... Welp. Seeing as 95% of the texts she's received today have been mix-ups, she really should have known it would happen to her, too. Oh well. Sorry Joker, you're gonna have to wait to rate Jeff Winger till this whole network starts behaving. In the meantime... ]

What? I'm asking for your honest opinion.

[kicksomegrass]

don't ask me i got no idea what you humies find attractive

[stealwithit]

Boo. Okay, in general, if a guy looks even a little bit like Star-Lord (just as a point of reference), then he's pretty attractive in my book.

[kicksomegrass]

did i ask for a point of reference???

[kicksomegrass]

now quill's texting me about whips

why are you two doing this to me

just text each other and leave me out of it

[stealwithit]

I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about. Why is he talking about whips? Are you guys into that?

[kicksomegrass]

i hate you

i hate you both

never text me again

oct 3; misfire

[nostalgiabomb]

ok look babe

we had a good time but pls

u had to expect it was over the second u started talking about whips

second verse, same as the first

[kicksomegrass]

quill




what the fuck

[nostalgiabomb]

SHIT

SHIT

SORRY

SHIT

THAT

obviously was not for u

[kicksomegrass]

THEN WHY DID YOU SEND IT TO ME

[nostalgiabomb]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK

[kicksomegrass]

i really REALLY don't care about your love life okay

[nostalgiabomb]

I KNOW OK

dude i don't want you anywhere near my love life

[kicksomegrass]

the damage is done quill

i'm scarred for life

10/9 audio.

[heartofwar]

Bit late in asking this, but you have a supply of tools to work with, right?

[kicksomegrass]

Been pickin' up a few things since I got here. Not like I was gonna go in and start pokin' around with my bare hands.

[heartofwar]

Great. Anywhere in particular you need to work? I'd just rather not have an audience.

[kicksomegrass]

If you're askin' if I have a workshop of some kind, the answer is no. But if you can make your way to Heropa 005, that's where all my stuff is, at least.

[heartofwar]

Fair enough. You free anytime tomorrow?

[kicksomegrass]

Sure. Afternoon work? [ he doesn't want to seem like a total no-life ]

[heartofwar]

[Amused]

Well I doubt anything will come up, so I'll swing by around then.

Oct 31st, Morning (not here)

[runningstart]

[Hopefully nobody here is a huge doll fan, because there’s a surprise waiting for the household in the morning!

Enjoy your disturbing decorations, Heropa #5!]